Wedding Jest is an original hilarious wedding poem published in August 2019 by Andrew our romantic something or another. 🙂 It’s based on a funny proposal of marriage by a woman on leap day the 29th of February but the man has a funny sense of humor. A new modern and funny wedding poem is a great way to unite your family and friends at your wedding ceremony. If you’re thinking of proposing on the 29th February next year I hope this hilarious wedding poem doesn’t put you off
2020 is in fact the next leap year so remember it happens just once every four years. You can only ask a man to marry you on the 29th of February. It’s called the leap day and custom is if he refuses guess what? He has to either give you money or a new gown but disappointingly he can also give you twelve pairs of gloves? What!!! Has anyone one heard of global warming? 🤷♀️
Apparently the custom dates back to the 5th Century, you know when it was much colder. It’s not really keeping up with the times at all, especially the climate. I feel another need for a referendum we can’t let men get away with this. Boris Johnson will have to introduce a new penalty, maybe 12 bottles of sun cream or even 12 sunglasses. Come on! 😁
Maybe its better you enjoy the poem we don’t want to cause another prorogue and bring the country to a standstill over a pair of sunglasses.😎
Wedding bliss I hear you Miss
You think it’s time well that’s just fine
I’ll toe the line and not decline.
Wedding bliss I hear you hiss
I get the gist of your wish
Yes! . . . It’ll be that I say unto thee.
-by AI Moffat
We hope you’ve enjoyed this short little poem; Andrew is constantly working on new poems and wedding readings. If you have a poem or would like to share your creative experience of marriage do drop him a line. He needs all the help he can get. 🙂
We look forward to your next visit to read more new and original poems.
Have a great and wonderful day, enjoy life to the full. 🙂